Gerry Podunk
"Huzzabout a biggum special one-timey offer. The bezt pricies around..."'
— Gerry Podunk
Description
Gerry Podunk is a short boy with freckles and sharp teeth that the player can find in the Carnival. He has short, fluffy teal hair that covers his eyes, and wears a dark blue jumpsuit, along with red boots and oven mitts. He's seen holding a cyan welding mask.
He speaks in a very unique fashion and seems to desperately desire large amounts of cash. However, the amount he wants is unattainable and unrealistic, as it is unlikely anyone he talks to will have "Sebb'n Hundrid Thouzands Millions dollars."
Gerry tries to sell his Detector for extravagant amounts of money (or in one deal, "smackeronies"), but calls the player back whenever they refuse, allowing them to eventually receive it in exchange for a favor. He has a crush on Martha, and later enlists the players help in wooing her.
If you do not make him happy, he will appear during The Big Event with his head replaced by a giant head of broccoli and his oven mitts replaced with ones that are cyan with a floral pattern.
Quotes
- (When shown Parsley's photo) "Oh, my word... Mister Parsley 's so cool... He knows them big numbers n such.. Like... Beventy Tharillion And four."
- (When punched) "Y'all tryn'a rob lil 'ole me! UNPO'FESSION'YALL!"
- (When shown the Megaphone) "Screamin' is NOT part of my buzy-ness plan."
- (When given a Kiss) "OH! Oh golly gosh!! Finally, I, Gerry Podunk, can giv' th' kiss I've always wanted to, to dear sweet Martha. Oh no... I think she migh've heard'm that."
- (When shown the Superhero Painting) "Cartoons are aw'right. 'Specially ones with guns."
- (When shown the Werewolf Painting) "It ain't Halloween, best be puttin' that away."
- (When shown the Floral Painting) "Swanky, but it ain't's for me, sill'y."
Trivia
- During a Q&A stream by LimboLane, Yugo said she designed Gerry while she was watching Honey Boo Boo.
- Curiously, in a screenshot on the game's Steam store page, Gerry (along with Parsley and Putunia) have their places swapped; Gerry is standing near the burning tires where Parsley is normally found. In a different screenshot, however, he is standing in his proper spot near Martha.
- In the epilogue, Gerry frets that he will have to go into hiding now that his "buzsiness endeavahs" have been retold "across da countree."
- Gerry's email is <[email protected]>, and he first appears when progress=50.
- His accent appears to be from the southern United States.
- The term "podunk" describes a small, insignificant town.
Gallery
Gerry's photo
Neutral
Happy
Collage
Gerry drawing by Yugo during a Q&A stream
Gerry in a steam trading card
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